Bulk Status

currently: injecting purple shmeg
mood: watching low-budget action scenes
listening to: gym playlist on loop

Welcome

Welcome to the Bulk Shrine!

OFFICIAL (UNOFFICIAL) HOME OF THE PURPLE SHMEG MUTANT

Hello and welcome to my little corner of the internet dedicated to The Bulk — a ripped, purple, hulk-like creature who injected himself with the forbidden purple shmeg.

This site is both a fanpage for the Bulk movie and a cozy shrine for the totally real, totally cursed Bulk crypto coin.

Click around the fake windows on the sides to read lore, see memes, and find links. Everything here is for fun only — nothing is financial advice, just cartoon muscle chaos.

BULK ART / PNG GOES HERE
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About The Bulk

Origin Story

Once just a regular gym bro chasing one last personal record, he found a vial labeled “PURPLE SHMEG – DO NOT INJECT.” Naturally, he injected all of it.

His muscles tripled, his skin turned neon purple, and his anger started moving markets. Now he lives between:

  • Low-budget movie universes
  • Obscure late-night TV channels
  • The most cursed corners of the blockchain

Fun Facts

  • Alignment: Chaotic swole
  • Weakness: Leg day & red candles
  • Favorite move: Chart-smashing ground pound
  • Catchphrase: “I ONLY BULK, NEVER CUT.”
Bulk Movie Lore

The Movie

The Bulk Movie is pure chaos: shaky cameras, suspicious CGI, and one purple monster punching everything from government agents to drywall.

Plot (kind of):

  • Shady lab cooks up the purple shmeg.
  • Our guy overdoses and becomes The Bulk.
  • He fights supplement companies, inspectors, and his terrible Wi-Fi.

Fake Trailer Idea

Imagine a grainy trailer where the screen flickers neon purple, walls crumble in slow motion, and a deep voice whispers: “You wouldn’t like him when he bulks.”

When you actually make a trailer, you can embed a YouTube iframe or <video> tag here.

Updates
  • [MM/DD/YY] Site created. Bulk has entered Neocities.
  • [MM/DD/YY] Added GIF section for cursed flex loops.
  • [MM/DD/YY] Linked Bulk coin socials & chart.
GIFs & Memes

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MAIN FLEX GIF HERE
KEYBOARD SMASH / RAGE
CURSED ZOOM-IN MEME
The Bulk Coin

What is Bulk Coin?

A meme token inspired by the purple shmeg monster himself. Utility: pure chaos & screenshots.

Parody only. Not financial advice. The Bulk takes zero responsibility for any charts, pumps, dumps, or gamma-induced decisions.

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